207 Attractive Facebook Profile Caption Ideas

You’ve all been there snapping a cute Facebook pic and yet wondering just what to say along with it. Whether you’re looking for song lyrics, quotes, or funny captions for your Facebook account, you’ll find something in this list perfect for you.

Find the ideass to make your social media shine with these Facebook captions for selfies below. Find a great Facebook caption related to the beach, couples, Christmas, and more. But why stop there? Make something special for yourself, a friend, or a family member with that brilliant pic—a photo iPhone case, keychain, water bottle, Christmas ornament, coaster, mug, or pillow. Give one-of-a-kind birthday, anniversary, Christmas, or holiday gifts that your loved ones will treasure forever

These are the best selfie captions for Facebook for any situation. Whether you’re showing off a new haircut, or activity, or signaling a new chapter of your life, the following captions will help you tell your story. While these captions are great for social media, they can also be perfect to add to photo books, photo cubes, and gifts galore.

Facebook Profile Caption Ideas

  1. Me, myself, and I
  2. Just me
  3. But first, let me take a selfie
  4. Typical me
  5. Selfie Sunday
  6. I was born to shine
  7. Me doing me
  8. I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
  9. What do you think of this look?
  10. I woke up like this
  11. Couldn’t be happier 
  12. Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
  13. The sea, The sky The way my heart feels when you are near there are some things too beautiful to be destroyed with understanding.
  14. At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  15. I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  16. Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  17. I woke up like this.
  18. Here’s to the ones who dream
  19. Foolish as they may seem
  20. Here’s to the hearts that ache
  21. Here’s to the mess we make…
  22. If we could only turn back time…
  23. Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  24. No one is you. That’s your power!
  25. Blending in or standing out?!
  26. Escape the ordinary.
  27. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky
  28. You caught me staring but I caught you staring back
  29. When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
  30. A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
  31. Life is like a balloon. If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
  32. Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
  33.  You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
  34. This is to the Echos of our laughter. The looks That we Share. The never-ending gossip. and the Sudden amazing getaways. This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.
  35. If I could, I would make this my world .. all pink, everything! Lol, no really.
  36. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  37. I wanna be defined by the things that I love…
  38. Not the things I hate
  39. Not the things I’m afraid of
  40. Or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.

Looking for a caption as sweet as you are? If so, check out the options below. These cute captions won’t only work perfectly with your selfie, but they serve as a self-love reminder. Add them to personalized magnets for the positivity you can stick throughout your home and office, or create idea wall art you can hang anywhere.

Funny Facebook Captions Ideas For Selfies

  1. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin
  2. “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski
  3. “The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin
  4. I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone. 
  5. There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. 
  6. Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
  7. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example. 
  8. I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is. 
  9. Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. 
  10. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.
  11. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields
  12. “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Szasz
  13. “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West
  14. “If I’m not complaining, I’m not having a good time, hah hah!” ― Martin Scorsese
  15. “No man can be wise on an empty stomach.” – George Eliot
  16. ”I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen
  17. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  18. Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.
  19. I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
  20. I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
  21. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
  22. Reality called, so I hung up.
  23. If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
  24. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
  25. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy. 
  26. When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver. 
  27. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done. 
  28. If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.
  29. You can’t run through a campground. You can only “ran,” because it’s past tents.
  30. Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
  31. Out of my mind! Back in five minutes. 
  32. To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. 
  33. I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
  34. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. 
  35. He who laughs last didn’t get it.
  36. It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
  37. Yes, I know there is a really special place in Hell for me. It is called a throne.
  38. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  39. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
  40. Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.
  41. Wine + dinner = winner
  42. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.
  43. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  44. The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
  45. “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain

A little humor goes a long way when it comes to captions. Keep things light and full of laughter with the following funny Facebook captions for selfies. Take your Facebook game to a new level by using these captions, along with your photos, on a custom mug or iPhone case. Have a series of photos from a special day or week, or maybe pics linked thematically or by friend or family member? Make an Instant Photo Book to present those great pics as a package.

Short Facebook Captions For Selfies

  1. I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
  2. I will win, not immediately but definitely.
  3. I am ME that is my power.
  4. I’m a direct descendant of awesomeness.
  5. God is really creative, I mean.. Just look at me.
  6. I am Beautiful just the way God made me.
  7. Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
  8. Who cares? I’m AWESOME..!!!
  9. Yes, I’m crazy. Normal is boring for me.
  10. Be a FRUIT LOOP in a world full of CHEERIOS.
  11. I can. I will. End of story.
  12. Grow through, what you go through.
  13. If nothing goes right..Try going left!
  14. Follow your hopes and not your fears.
  15. Don’t be afraid just be yourself.
  16. I didn’t change, I just found myself.
  17. My life has changed, and I’m changing with it.
  18. It’s cool being me.
  19. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
  20. Living my life in my style.
  21. You can’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
  22. Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.
  23. Thank you for not judging me.
  24. Judge me when you are perfect.
  25. Live life doing what you love, not what impresses others.
  26. Live, don’t just exist.
  27. Just make sure to love life.
  28. Always look on the bright side of life.
  29. If you get tired learn to rest not to quit.
  30. Have more than you show and speak less than you know.
  31. Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
  32. Different doesn’t mean wrong.
  33. Stay true to yourself and you will end up incredibly happy.
  34. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
  35. Stressed spelled backward is Desserts.
  36. Darling don’t forget to fall in love with yourself first.
  37. Surround yourself with those who make you happy.
  38. The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
  39. Don’t wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future.
  40. Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
  41. LAUGH as much as you BREATH, LOVE, as much as you LIVE.
  42. Live the life you’ve imagined!
  43. Don’t ever let anyone dull your sparkle.
  44. Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
  45. Don’t let someone dim your light, simply because it’s shining in their eyes.
  46. Don’t look back you’re not going that way.
  47. I don’t like to follow. I like being followed.
  48. Life is better when you’re laughing.
  49. Life is better when you’re smiling.
  50. SMILE because it makes you beautiful.
  51. I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me.
  52. Keep smiling…One day life will get tired of upsetting you!
  53. A smile is a light in the window of your soul.
  54. A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
  55. Smile, it confuses people.
  56. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.
  57. If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine.
  58. Peace begins with a smile.
  59. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
  60. Careless, Smile more.
  61. Be happy. Someone could be falling for your smile.
  62. A smile can answer many questions.
  63. Happiness is..ME time.
  64. I think it’s time to be happy again.
  65. I deserve to be Happy.
  66. I am more than what you see.
  67. Many have an image of me, but few get the picture.
  68. I am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.
  69. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
  70. I’m not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation.
  71. I’m not lazy, I’m just in my energy-saving mode.
  72. I’m not lazy, just relaxed.
  73. I am not the best but I am trying my best.
  74. I’m not perfect. Never have been, never will be.
  75. I’m not beautiful like you. I’m beautiful like me.
  76. I am not PERFECT but I am LIMITED EDITION.
  77. I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
  78. I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.
  79. Sorry I am not PERFECT but I am definitely not FAKE!
  80. I’m not short, my height is just cute.
  81. I am unique. I am special. I am ME.
  82. My style is unique, please don’t copy it!
  83. And I simply decided to be happy again.
  84. Nothing is worth it if you aren’t happy.
  85. No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
  86. Never underestimate the power of a charming Smile.
  87. Begin and End your day with a Smile.
  88. Smile is the only fashion that lasts forever.
  89. Do me a favor, Smile.
  90. Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
  91. But first, let me take a selfie.
  92. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
  93. Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
  94. I graduated from the university of Selfies.
  95. The best of me is yet to come.
  96. A good life is a collection of happy moments.
  97. Life is a series of thousands of tiny miracles. Notice them.
  98. Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated.

Sometimes short and concisely tells a better story. If that’s the case for you, we’ve made a list of caption ideas that you’re sure to love. Pick your favorite below or use the following to inspire a great Facebook caption all your own. Then take these stunning pics and perfectly-matched captions to make a custom tote bag, magnet, or paperweight. These make incredible gifts for any occasion—whether birthdays, anniversaries, or holidays.

Make one today for a loved one and sock it away until his or her next birthday or until Christmas rolls around. They’ll be wowed by these thoughtful, unique gifts that only you could’ve made.

Quotes For Facebook for Yourself

Sometimes musicians, actors, or the otherwise famous have already expressed exactly what you’re trying to say. If that’s the case, borrow a quote for your next post, whether you need a couples caption, a beach caption, a Christmas caption, a friend caption, or something else for Facebook.

For added inspiration from your favorite artist, add the quote to a custom photo calendar so you can stay motivated as the days and months turn. You can even customize it into keepsake gifts.

  1. I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
  2. Sometimes you have to create your own sunshine.
  3. I’m feeling lucky like a four-leaf clover.
  4. Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about those who don’t.
  5. But first, let me take a selfie. 
  6. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy. 
  7. Life isn’t perfect, but my hair/makeup/outfit/etc is!
  8. Text me back or I’ll find you
  9. You don’t need a king to be a queen.
  10. New hair, who dis?
  11. Less perfection, more authenticity. 
  12. “Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.” – Coco Chanel
  13. “We are all a mess, but it’s how we keep it together that makes us beautiful.” – J. Iron Word 
  14. I was born to stand out. 
  15. Confidence Level: Selfie with no Filter.
  16. “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” – Augusten Burroughs
  17. Many have an idea of me. Few get the picture. 
  18. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  19. Less Perfection, more Authenticity. 
  20. Hating me doesn’t make you look better. 
  21. You couldn’t handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!
  22. It’s not a phase, mum.
  23. I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case, you’re right!
  24. Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be.

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